Love Story Seeker Prints

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"He looked a lot bigger online."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Sitting in a tree

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Downloads.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.