Love Story Lovers Prints

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"I first met Mummy on the "Sea Princess", then again on the "Wind Queen": it's amazing how many rats you meet on sailing ships..."

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

Reading Romance Novels

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Quantum Psychic

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Man and woman

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Cupid's Valentine

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

A Woman's Conquests.

He was a Portuguese Man of War...She was a little pink jelly fish. An invertebrate love story.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'