Dating Story Lovers Prints

Robo-Date Dating Service. We'll have to fix you up before we can fix you up.

"Do you mind?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Sulking

'Love changes everything.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

'I need to go to the bathroom. Can you DVR that while I'm gone?'