Romance Seekers Prints

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Switch off the wi-fi to check that the kids are asleep."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

Smokers under the mistletoe.

'Are you sure this is the Tunnel of Love?'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Cupid and parachutists.