Romantic Seekers Prints

"What do you want, Denise? I'm not a mind reader."

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Funnel of Love.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.