Romance Seekers Pillows

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Switch off the wi-fi to check that the kids are asleep."

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

Smokers under the mistletoe.

'Are you sure this is the Tunnel of Love?'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Wow. How do we pick a honeymoon destination when they're all so glamorous?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Why so grim, handsome?"