Relationship Seekers Pillows

Bris Mobile

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Pyjama party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

How oysters get engaged.

Funnel of Love.