Relationship Seekers Pillows

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

Pyjama party

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Speed Dating.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.