Match Seekers Pillows

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

The Wishing Well

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'