Perfect Match Seeker Pillows

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Personal Ad.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

'Perfect.'

'Not only are you a nice girl, but you pick up all the sports channels.'

"You want to see me, Boss?"

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

Chance Meeting

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

'Most of my customers met online.'

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!'