Seeking Match Pillows

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Take You Home

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Single men in Tahiti

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

A princess looking for frogs

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Woman seeks male companion...

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

Girl praying for love

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Have you tried finessing her?"

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

'Hm, single female w/ wedding dress seeks serious relationship...'

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.