Seeking Match Gifts

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Take You Home

Single men in Tahiti

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

A princess looking for frogs

'Not only are you a nice girl, but you pick up all the sports channels.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Woman seeks male companion...

Girl praying for love

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

"Have you tried finessing her?"

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'