Searching For A Partner Gifts

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'Yes I'm sure we will be able to put together your perfect match.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Take You Home

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

Single men in Tahiti

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"The full partner look."

Computer dating.

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

A princess looking for frogs

Girl praying for love

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

Woman seeks male companion...

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

'I know I've met Mr. Right this time - we both hate Jim Carrey!'

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'