Searching For A Partner Prints

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'Yes I'm sure we will be able to put together your perfect match.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Single men in Tahiti

Take You Home

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"The full partner look."

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

Computer dating.

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

A princess looking for frogs

Girl praying for love

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

Woman seeks male companion...

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

"Have you tried finessing her?"

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'