Waiting For A Partner Prints

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

Take You Home

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"The full partner look."

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'I know I've met Mr. Right this time - we both hate Jim Carrey!'

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

Tall, dark & handsome.

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

"Hi, I was sent by the temp office. They said you needed a husband."

Personal Ad.

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"