Waiting For A Partner Pillows

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Take You Home

'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"The full partner look."

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

Tall, dark & handsome.

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

Personal Ad.

Computamatch.

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"

"Hi, I was sent by the temp office. They said you needed a husband."