Looking For A Mate Pillows

"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

'Ready Mum?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take You Home

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

It's good to get together with friends!

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

Australian stress counselling.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

It was official. She was desperate.

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."