Looking For A Mate Pillows

"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

'Ready Mum?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take You Home

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Australian stress counselling.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."