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"Is he a good alimony risk?"

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

'-and tell me,are you a multi-millionaire,mega rich,or just plain rich?'

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Male Order Catalogue.

Qualities required.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Vince is 46, but he has the income of a 20-year old.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Take You Home

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

It was official. She was desperate.

"The full partner look."

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