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"Is he a good alimony risk?"

'-and tell me,are you a multi-millionaire,mega rich,or just plain rich?'

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Male Order Catalogue.

Qualities required.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Vince is 46, but he has the income of a 20-year old.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take You Home

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"The full partner look."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"