Searching For A Match Pillows

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Cupid

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Single men in Tahiti

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

A princess looking for frogs

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

'Not only are you a nice girl, but you pick up all the sports channels.'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Girl praying for love

Ventrilamatch.com

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.