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'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

A princess looking for frogs

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(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

Girl praying for love

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."