Searching For Love Prints

'I'm still looking for love.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

'Hm, single female w/ wedding dress seeks serious relationship...'

(Visual gag) Lonely Hearts Club / A human heart searching for a potential partner on a Lonely Hearts Club website.

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

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'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"Useless lot... every time she finds Mr Right he says she's Mrs Wrong."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"This is your aunt Esmeralda. She slept with a piece of wedding cake under her pillow. She thought it would help her get married."

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

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Still searching for my Prince Charming.

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Ultimately love would find her...

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."