Seeking Love Pillows

A princess looking for frogs

"Healthy, wealthy and wise, for starters ... "

"Have you tried finessing her?"

How do I find true love, Randy? You really want my advice? Of course. I'm not getting any younger. My business empire is performing beyond expectations

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

Loneliness.

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

'Ms Always-a-bridesmaid-never-a bride, met Mr Almost-right...'

Girl praying for love

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"Guess who the computer came up with for you, sweetheart."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm sorry, tallish, swarthy and so-so is the best I can do."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Tasty.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Ultimately love would find her...

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"