Seeking Marriage Pillows

Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

A princess looking for frogs

Big Brother. 'No you can't have her evicted'.

Girl praying for love

"Hey, I'm in the mood for love—be back in a few hours."

'No, you can't speak to my husband. He's sitting on the naughty step.'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'Can you supply a faster internet connection and a faster husband?'

"Have you tried finessing her?"

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."