Seeking Romance Pillows

"Dear Lord, please grant me sex for favors."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Love at First Sight

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

How oysters get engaged.

Cupid and parachutists.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Single men in Tahiti

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Perfect Match

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.