Seeking Romance Gifts

"Dear Lord, please grant me sex for favors."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Love at First Sight

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Sitting in a tree

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

'Do you come here often?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Single men in Tahiti

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"