Teen Romance Seeker Gifts

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

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Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Perfect Match

"You had me at hell."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Boy you light my fire!'

Romance

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'