Teen Romance Seeker Gifts

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

How oysters get engaged.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Funnel of Love.

"You had me at hell."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Perfect Match

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

'Boy you light my fire!'

Romance