Romance Seeker Gifts

"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

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With the children all off to college, Gwen has been told this was the time to focus on Gus and rekindle their romance.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."

'According to our records, you spent 68,472 hours trolling for babes on the internet.'

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'I'm just not in the mood.'

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

Romantic Fiction...

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

"Are they wet?"

'97 Days Without An Incident'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I was just thinking about you!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.

Romance on the Subway

"Our sunset is WAY better."

Romance

"We could talk about this all night or you could leave."

"Read any good books lately?"

Christmas Flirtation under the Mistletoe

A Trying Moment.

Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

How Seahorses Are Born

Maci meets a man after her own heart.

Desert Island Romance

'No wife of mine is going to cook on her Birthday - Let's just have a salad.'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'