Romance Seeker Gifts

"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

With the children all off to college, Gwen has been told this was the time to focus on Gus and rekindle their romance.

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

'According to our records, you spent 68,472 hours trolling for babes on the internet.'

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."

'I'm just not in the mood.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Romantic Fiction...

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

"Having lunch in this tea room may be an exciting extra-marital experience for you, but it sure as hell isn't for me."

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'No wife of mine is going to cook on her Birthday - Let's just have a salad.'

Desert Island Romance

Christmas Flirtation under the Mistletoe

Maci meets a man after her own heart.

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

A Trying Moment.

"Read any good books lately?"

Anything new this summer? Same birds. Same lake. Same cute boy I saw last year. Same tell-tale smile that something is up!

Funnel of Love.

Romance

"Our sunset is WAY better."

Love Reaper

Romance on the Subway

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"I was just thinking about you!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'97 Days Without An Incident'

"Are they wet?"