New Love Seeker Gifts

Dating club outside divorce court.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Tango

Cupid and parachutists.

"Wow! Check out the moon."