New Love Seeker Gifts

Dating club outside divorce court.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Tango

Funnel of Love.

Cupid and parachutists.

"Try a danged head shot!"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."