Classic Love Seeker Gifts

Dating Service: Take a phone number.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Sauvignon Bonk

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."