Relationship Seeker Pillows

Fear of commitment.

A broken American heart

He wasn't really her type, but her bio-illogical clock was ticking.

Computer Dating

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

"What do women really want?

"It suddenly occurred to Colin that his online dating relationship may not have been with a human being. . ."

"No, I'm sorry, we don't have a low maintenance category."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

Pyjama party

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Speed Dating.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well