Relationship Seeker Pillows

Fear of commitment.

A broken American heart

He wasn't really her type, but her bio-illogical clock was ticking.

Computer Dating

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Monkey, I'm lonely. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. I really, really want to meet the right girl. But what's right for me? Maybe I need to know that first. What do you think? What does it mean when your counselor picks stuff out of your hair? You're insane.

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

"What do women really want?

"It suddenly occurred to Colin that his online dating relationship may not have been with a human being. . ."

"No, I'm sorry, we don't have a low maintenance category."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Pyjama party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

The Wishing Well

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"