Friendship Seekers Pillows

"Separate checks please."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cling-On Dog

Pyjama party

Time for tea and friendship.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Romantic Coffee Dates

'You have a friend request.'

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'