Friendship Finder Pillows

'Charles, I want you to met Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows it all.'

Gnu kid on the block.

"You have to let other people into your life."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Donations.

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I found him on the internet.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'You have a friend request.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Social Networking Explained.

Facebook 33 A.D.

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

Look...a friendly face.

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"We can still be friends, right?"

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

Gloria, if you ever find yourself about to marry Lance, I hope you'll ask me to stand up for you at the wedding. Menu. Menu. Hey, if I ever find myself about to marry Lance, I'll ask you to stand IN for me at the wedding.

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

"Yeah, it's disappointing, but my mum also says we're not related: We can still be BFF though..."