Friendship Reconnecter Pillows

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Coronovirus dreams

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

Man's evolution to the Pub.

Facebook 33 A.D.

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Look...a friendly face.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

''Fighting like cats and dogs'? That's just for parents: I don't see why we can't be friends...'

"I have a bad association with people."

"Yep, paid through the nose."

"We can still be friends, right?"

"Your idea of bringing the two of us closer together always seems to be for me to go with you to Bloomingdale's."

Class Reunion.

I Thought He Was Dead

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

'Oh you know, the usual - Mice, rats... the occasional disloyal friend.'

'English you say? Well then, me being a Scottie, shall we have a go at being friends?'

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