Reconnecting With A Friend Pillows

"I've been meaning to speak to you since fourth grade."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Emotional Bling

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

"I found your cat."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"Ask me about my long face."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

Is the lock down to reconnect with my children, apparently I've got five of them

There's a tear in my beer.

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Class Reunion.

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

I Thought He Was Dead

"You've got to meet Marc. Someday he's going to be the answer to a question on 'Jeopardy!' "

"Ralph and Ted go back a long way"

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?" "Drunk."

". . . Neither of you are fat, but I am. When thin people call themselves fat and gross what does that imply about me?"