Reconnecting With Lost Love Pillows

'It's me!! - 'You were the fir with the curly hair, I was the old man in the dirty mac. . .'.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'It looks like our data.'

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Ultimately love would find her...

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

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'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

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"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'We met online.'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'