Rekindling Romance Pillows

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

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(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

"Your idea of bringing the two of us closer together always seems to be for me to go with you to Bloomingdale's."

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'

'That would explain the lack of romance.'

'...And who knows what might develop!'

"How would you feel about incorporating sex into our sex life?"

"Yoo-hoo. Time to climb the stairway to paradise."

"Rekindling an old romance. And you?"