Reigniting Romance Pillows

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

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(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

'THERE'S my mojo.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

'When was the last time you had a tune up?'

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"How would you feel about incorporating sex into our sex life?"

'That would explain the lack of romance.'

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

"Rekindling an old romance. And you?"

Man on Oldflamesreunited.com website.