Romance Rekindler Pillows

"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'How long is it since we've had sex?'

'A second honeymoon? - Are you asking for a do-over?'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

Man on Oldflamesreunited.com website.

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

You're the olive in my martini

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Jenga!!!

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

I think we're alone now!

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

1619: Valentine's Day

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

Valentines

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"Your idea of bringing the two of us closer together always seems to be for me to go with you to Bloomingdale's."