Love Rekindler Pillows

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'In Love'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"God's Gift to Women?"

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Palm tree in love...

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

Sex Games of the Married

'THERE'S my mojo.'

"First of all, we need to push the beds together."

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!

'We haven't fought in years. I'd like a rematch.'

'Well is good to see that the physical side is still - er, alive and kicking!'

Woman dreaming of romantic moment, while man is dreaming of deer.