Love Rekindler Gifts

Forgotten Anniversary Travel...specializing in romantic vacations.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'In Love'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"God's Gift to Women?"

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'We need to twerk.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Palm tree in love...

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

'THERE'S my mojo.'

Sex Games of the Married

'No I can't handle it when the truck breaks down! I'm losing my mind!..'

'Well is good to see that the physical side is still - er, alive and kicking!'

"First of all, we need to push the beds together."