Romantic Revitalizer Gifts

'When was the last time you had a tune up?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"I love what you've done with him."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'We don't text anymore.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."