Relationship Rejuvenator Gifts

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'Well is good to see that the physical side is still - er, alive and kicking!'

'We haven't fought in years. I'd like a rematch.'

Woman to husband: 'Maybe a marriage counselor could tell us what's wrong with you?'

Wife upset husband reading a book entitled, 'How to be happy though married'.

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"First of all, we need to push the beds together."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"I love what you've done with him."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'We don't text anymore.'

"What's wrong?"

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'We need to twerk.'

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."