Relationship Rejuvenators Gifts

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I love what you've done with him."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"What's wrong?"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'We don't text anymore.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

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