Relationship Rejuvenators Mugs

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I love what you've done with him."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We don't text anymore.'

"What's wrong?"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'We need to twerk.'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

Home Solutions. . . Body Language Screen

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

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