Relationship Revitalizer Mugs

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!

"You know, lately I've been fantasizing about having a twosome."

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

'Maybe we could do something INTERACTIVE tonight?'

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

"Politics is ruining your marriage? I can help...I'm a registered Independent!"

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

She - Interpreter - He.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I love what you've done with him."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'We don't text anymore.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"What's wrong?"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

'She's caught him, but she doesn't seem able to land him.'

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