Rekindling Relationship Gifts

"Rekindling an old romance. And you?"

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

The Reaper's Arms

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

Woman does a strip tease on a remote control.

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

'We need to twerk.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"At last we've got things to look forward to. . ."

'Great therapy!'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Restaurant: Welcome Back

"If you want her back, say it with flowers. Flowers say, 'I love you,' without slurring the words and getting all obnoxious."

'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'