Relationship Rebuilding Gifts

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

'We need to twerk.'

She - Interpreter - He.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'Now, isn't this big hug much better than a lousy pay increase?'