Relationship Reconciliation Gifts

'I brought you here to say I'm sorry. Can we go now - or do I have to buy you some?'

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

"I said I was sorry. And you shouldn't furrow your brow, it'll give you wrinkles."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

"I know I lost you, but I won you back didn't I !"

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"If you want her back, say it with flowers. Flowers say, 'I love you,' without slurring the words and getting all obnoxious."

She - Interpreter - He.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Time for tea and friendship.

The Map of the Human Heart

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Heart is sewn back together.

Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."