Reconciliation Gifts

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

Sorry is the hardest word.

Time for tea and friendship.

It came to a point where neither of us could remember why we were feuding, so we became friends...

'We were married before, and now he wants a rematch.'

'I tried to put the romance back in our marriage but the wife found out!'

'Do I take this to mean, then, that your role as a 'fishing widow' has ended?'

"and so we've decided to take your advice!"

'Separate checks? Or are we over our little tiff?'

'I'm sorry I told you the sky was falling. I was going through a very stressful time. Can we do lunch?'

'Dave, you've been angry at me for twenty years. Can we talk?'

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

'It's from my Ex. She wants me to take her back.'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'I've forgotton, Harlan. Are we still married? Divorced? Separated? Reconciled?'

"I've always said make-up sex is the best!"

'I've come back to you, Maureen - I realise you can't live without me!'

"You came back!"

Heart is sewn back together.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"I think we need to spend some time apart."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

She - Interpreter - He.