Recent Reconciliation Gifts

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Heart is sewn back together.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

When boomerangs argue.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

The Princess and the Penis

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

"You came back!"

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

Nelson Mandela

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'