Post-divorce Reconciliation Gifts

"It's through our attorneys, but at least we're talking."

Marriage least expected to last...

Time for tea and friendship.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Heart is sewn back together.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Boyfriend Shirt.

'I tried to feeding on demand - it led to divorce on demand.'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"You came back!"

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."